Cloud-Niners: Robin & Paula

Most of our featured "cloud-niners" are new couples that have us waiting for breakup news...not this one...

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have quietly captivated the curiosities of many...they are an intruiging love story that emerged way before either of their careers. The two are High School sweethearts.

Hold up....Hot box is confused...we normally critique Hollywood couples on the good, the bad and the UGLY. Where have our values gone? We have nothing but nice things to say about these two. Do we need to spark up again??

There's nothing to see here but pure, genuine, persisting LOVE; something our generation seems to have forgotten. These two slip under the radar of gossip blogs and entertainment websites that constantly nit-pick at Hollywood flings. Paula and Robin have proved that they are far more than a fling...

Here we see the two in Robin Thicke's "Lost Without You" video:

Here they are before style, before fashion, before Grammy nods, before Oscar noms...

and now....

The two are expecting a child sometime next year. Light somethin and fade away into the sunset with Thicke's "Sex Therapy" which was produced by Polow Da Don (really??)....the video has a lot of fashion features and tight imagery.

We wish these Cloud-Niners the best....

Who's Next?

Cloud-Niners: Joe & Somaya

Joe Budden is the type of dude that can NEVER be single...just won't happen. Weeks after ending things with Tahiry in a very public manner, he wifes up the Latin Myspace Music artist Somaya Reece. The two engaged in occasional Twitter flirtation before acting out in FULL BLOWN RELATIONSHIP behavior. In the below video clip, Joey explains:

"I GOT A GIRL WITH MONEY NOW!!"

Damn, that just blew the high...shots fired!!!...tell Tahiry to duck!

We didn't have any problems with Joe's new squeeze until we came accross her Myspace. The El-Salvadorian bombshell claims to be "natural"....NATURAL???!!! Her hair is about the only natural thing we see on this girl...any New-Yorker knows that El-Salvadorians are known to have strangely FLAT ASSES. We leave you to be the judge...

Think....NATURAL!!!!!...???

Anyway, we wish Somaya and Joe the best...she is a beautiful girl, natural or not!!

Moving on...nothing to see here!!

Who's next???

Cloud-Niners: Juelz & Kim

Juelz Santana decided to publicly "wife" buzzing Miami-based model Kimbella on her birthday.

He first tweeted a simple "A! Happy Birthday Baby ;-)", leaving his #1 fans and gossip bloggers to speculate which "baby" he was referring to. Minutes later, he added the "@Kimbellasworld" and she predictably re-tweeted.

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Here they are at Mr. Chow's celebrating her birthday:

Since then, Kim has made an apperance on Angela Yee's Lip Service to clear the air:

So they met on twitter! Look out match.com...things are not as deep as they seem...couple of re-tweets, a direct message here and there, and it's love!

All jokes aside, they seem happy and are a great looking couple. Cheers to the new Cloud-Niners! Wishing you the best...Who's next?