11.03.2009

Next to Blow? Nicki Minaj...



Born Onika Maraj, this Queens native seems to have "Deebo'd" the Mike from the Kims, Jakies, Foxxies and Remys of the past. The Young Money artist continues to burn up the Mixtape charts and is stomping her way from the world of Myspace artists to the world of Mainstream artists. But something's not right...

Let's take a walk down memory lane. This "historical clip", which dates back to 2005/2006, features the late Stack Bundles...






HE APPROVED?? Maybe it's because Nicki NO LONGER FLOWS LIKE THAT...???

In this next clip we get to see Nicki in a better light...CANDID before and after (courtesy of WorldStarHipHop).






Was she hiding from the camera? And I hope you peeped the outfit...someone went on a Black Friday shopping spree at Strawberry! Pass me the remote, and let's fast forward a couple of years. This is what's being dished out these days. A brand new Malibu Barbie fresh out the box...






WHAT HAPPENED...WHAT'D I MISS!? Who is that person? And where'd that fatty come from?...boasting of a high-end past with enough confidence and conciet to boot both Beyonce and Yeezy?



Questions, questions, questions...because for some reason, Hot Box cannot be convinced, along with other New-Yorkers that have an acquired taste for GOOD MUSIC. Nicki's most recent appearance on BET's Hip Hop Awards was a glimmer of hope:




With all that said...we jumped from a Bodega style ham and cheese on a roll to a well thought out, manufactured Barbie doll-themed Happy Meal. There's so much that doesn't add up. My TI-83 just froze up on me. We've been duped!!!





Where's the beef? Ya'll enjoy. Only way I can consume any of that is with a bucket of Sweet &Sour... Who's next?

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